"Once in a lifetime, you meet someone who changes everything...." He is the progeny of the illegitimate bastard of a one-eyed, one-legged bootlegger who impregnated the young wife of the town constable some centuries ago, and I am a flower child and an old soul, conceived in the summer of Love. He is the roguish fellow to my demure lady, the brash to my shy, the yang to my yin, the strength that makes me weak, and the fire that consumes me. He is my bearded badass Man of the wild and I am His lady.